|  Text | Ashenden by W. Somerset Maugham (excerpt) | 
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 It  was not till the beginning of September that Ashenden, a writer by profession, who had been abroad at the outbreak of the war, managed to get back to England.
  
It  was not till the beginning of September that Ashenden, a writer by profession, who had been abroad at the outbreak of the war, managed to get back to England.
 He chanced soon after his arrival to go to a party and was there introduced to a middle-aged Colonel whose name he did not catch. He had some talk with him.
  
He chanced soon after his arrival to go to a party and was there introduced to a middle-aged Colonel whose name he did not catch. He had some talk with him.
 As he was about to leave this officer came up to him and asked:
  
As he was about to leave this officer came up to him and asked:
 I say, I wonder if you'd mind coming to see me. I'd rather like to have a chat with you.
  
I say, I wonder if you'd mind coming to see me. I'd rather like to have a chat with you.
 Certainly, said Ashenden. Whenever you like.
  
Certainly, said Ashenden. Whenever you like.
 O.: What about to-morrow at eleven?
  
O.: What about to-morrow at eleven?
 O.: I'll just write down my address. Have you a card on you?
  
O.: I'll just write down my address. Have you a card on you?
 Ashenden gave him one and on this the Colonel scribbled in pencil the name of a street and the number of a house.
  
Ashenden gave him one and on this the Colonel scribbled in pencil the name of a street and the number of a house.
 When Ashenden walked along next morning to keep his appointment he found himself in a street of rather vulgar red-brick houses in a part of london that had once been fashionable, but was now fallen in the esteem of the house-hunter who wanted a good address.
  
When Ashenden walked along next morning to keep his appointment he found himself in a street of rather vulgar red-brick houses in a part of london that had once been fashionable, but was now fallen in the esteem of the house-hunter who wanted a good address.
 On the house at which Ashenden had been asked to call there was a board up to announce that it was for sale, the shutters were closed and there was no sign that anyone lived in it.
  
On the house at which Ashenden had been asked to call there was a board up to announce that it was for sale, the shutters were closed and there was no sign that anyone lived in it.
 He rang the bell and the door was opened by a non-commissioned officer so promptly that he was startled.
  
He rang the bell and the door was opened by a non-commissioned officer so promptly that he was startled.
 He was not asked his business, but lead immediately into a long room at the back, once evidently a dining-room, the florid decoration of which looked oddly out of keeping with the office furniture, shabby and sparse, that was in it.
  
He was not asked his business, but lead immediately into a long room at the back, once evidently a dining-room, the florid decoration of which looked oddly out of keeping with the office furniture, shabby and sparse, that was in it.
 It gave Ashenden the impression of a room in which the brokers had taken possession.
  
It gave Ashenden the impression of a room in which the brokers had taken possession.
 The Colonel, who was known in the Intelligence Department, as Ashenden later discovered, by the letter R., rose when he came in and shook hands with him.
  
The Colonel, who was known in the Intelligence Department, as Ashenden later discovered, by the letter R., rose when he came in and shook hands with him.
 He was a man somewhat above the middle height, lean, with a yellow deeply-lined face, thin grey hair and a toothbrush moustache.
  
He was a man somewhat above the middle height, lean, with a yellow deeply-lined face, thin grey hair and a toothbrush moustache.
 The thing immediately noticeable about him was the closeness with which his blue eyes were set. He only just escaped a squint.
  
The thing immediately noticeable about him was the closeness with which his blue eyes were set. He only just escaped a squint.
 They were hard and cruel eyes, and very wary; and they gave him a cunning, shifty look.
  
They were hard and cruel eyes, and very wary; and they gave him a cunning, shifty look.
 Here was a man that you could neither like nor trust at first sight.
  
Here was a man that you could neither like nor trust at first sight.
 His manner was pleasant and cordial.
  
His manner was pleasant and cordial.
 He asked Ashenden a good many questions and then, without further to-do, suggested that he had particular qualifications for the secret service.
  
He asked Ashenden a good many questions and then, without further to-do, suggested that he had particular qualifications for the secret service.
 Ashenden was acquainted with several European languages and his profession was excellent cover; on the pretext that he was writing a book he could without attracting attention visit any neutral country.
  
Ashenden was acquainted with several European languages and his profession was excellent cover; on the pretext that he was writing a book he could without attracting attention visit any neutral country.
 It was while they were discussing this point that R. said:
  
It was while they were discussing this point that R. said:
 R.: You know you ought to get material that would be very useful to you in your work.
  
R.: You know you ought to get material that would be very useful to you in your work.
 A.: I shouldn't mind that, said Ashenden.
  
A.: I shouldn't mind that, said Ashenden.
 R.: I'll tell you an incident that occurred only the other day and I can vouch for its truth.
  
R.: I'll tell you an incident that occurred only the other day and I can vouch for its truth.
 R.: I thought at the time it would make a damned good story.
  
R.: I thought at the time it would make a damned good story.
 R.: One of the French ministers went down to Nice to recover from a cold and had some very important documents with him that he kept in a dispatch-case.
  
R.: One of the French ministers went down to Nice to recover from a cold and had some very important documents with him that he kept in a dispatch-case.
 R.: They were very important indeed.
  
R.: They were very important indeed.
 R.: Well, a day or two after he arrived he picked up a yellow-haired lady at some restaurant or other where there was dancing, and he got very friendly with her.
  
R.: Well, a day or two after he arrived he picked up a yellow-haired lady at some restaurant or other where there was dancing, and he got very friendly with her.
 R.: To cut a long story short, he took her back to his hotel -- of course it was a very imprudent thing to do -- and when he came to himself in the morning the lady and the dispatch-case had disappeared.
  
R.: To cut a long story short, he took her back to his hotel -- of course it was a very imprudent thing to do -- and when he came to himself in the morning the lady and the dispatch-case had disappeared.
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